Between the sound of rocks scraping together and the idea of cracking a tooth, this is pretty much my worst sensory nightmare.
Between the sound of rocks scraping together and the idea of cracking a tooth, this is pretty much my worst sensory nightmare.
by AzulaOblongata
45 Comments
D0UCHE_NOZZLE
Mmm minerals
JRHARKER1111
Nope
virginiarph
how many times will this be reposted
supercoolpartydude
You don’t eat the rocks, the hot rocks are used for quicker and even cooking. More bashing other cultures using different techniques lol.
DrSolarman
This ain’t very rock and stone.
Ok-Tank-3106
I’m good 😒
Easy_Mode_707
I’m starting to realize that some of these posts are just cultural foods that the chicken nuggie crowd don’t understand.
Relative-Freedom-295
somehuehue
Anxiety~
Ancient-Tax-8129
Cows eat rocks too
Transatlanticaccent
Thiel619
But why use rocks at all? The eggs would cook just as well without using rocks. This seems like more unnecessary steps for just cooking eggs. Are the rocks thrown out afterwards or washed for future uses? Either way both scenarios are inane.
dyslexicAlphabet
how do you stop cooking? rocks store a lot of heat.
Zealousideal-Swing44
Demonskull223
Yeah you don’t chew the rocks you just duck the food off them. Honestly looks pretty good like a omelette scrambled egg things.
GrassBlade619
I dont know who needs to hear this but you aren’t actually supposed to eat the rocks believe it or not. Crowd would look at a plate of muscles and think youre supposed to eat the shells.
Thin-Fill-5825
just why?
Jonny_vdv
If you don’t realize that you’ve put a rock that big in your mouth and you crack a tooth on it then you’ve only got yourself to blame.
dustmanrocks
Scrambled eggs also get a gross texture when cooked too fast. Starting with a cold pan tastes way better.
Normal_Tour6998
I think it’s kinda cool. The rocks are big enough that you’re not just going to chopstick or fork one up without noticing and it cooks really fast right in front of you.
I also gotta imagine that I’d prefer to pay the price of them being cooked regularly over the theatrics.
FishAreDairy
I’ve had eggs this way before.. they rocked.
wookiesack22
No time to cook. You cook your own food with these hot rocks.
Gloomy_Lengthiness71
At least they’re not eating raw fermented meat.
braumbles
That cooked quick as shit though.
Fridge-Largemeat-
I too like to cook as if I live in ancient Assyria instead of using all this new fangled technology
qwen_next_gguf_when
Do they wash the stones ? 😲
33_RichSpirit
Idc how stoned I am I would never eat this
AdDisastrous6738
That fucking sound makes my teeth itch!
-ATF-
Overcooked
FloydianSlip212
The original Denver omelette straight from the Rockies
_fly-on-the-wall_
so tired of this repost
DANDELOREAN
Asmarrrrrrrrggghhhhhh
ScottShawnDeRocks
ScottShawnDeRocks
yellowkingquix
Also choking on a fucking stone!
pseudo_negative
It seems like it cooked the eggs a lot faster
CaeNguyen
At least there’s food here. I seen others with just soy sauce and and sugar.
OG_Checkers
It’s like scrambled eggs but with more steps
Aggressive-Math-9882
do yall not see how evenly cooked and fluffy those scrambled eggs are?
Ok-Oil7124
In my restaurant, we do the same thing but with thumbtacks and old braces that we get from an orthodontist. The braces infuse the eggs with the memories of the sweet treats that the kids couldn’t eat while they were wearing them. You really just have to try it to understand. The thumbtacks are just to keep things exciting.
bryku
Every time I see this I face palm. It has to be the worst way to cook an egg. You waste so much egg on the rocks 🙁
W33DG0D42069
Don’t put shit on my plate that I can’t eat
lemeneurdeloups
Like. Birds eat rocks as grist for their gizzards. 🤔
ImTheDoctorPhD
I’m sure those are not porous rocks and they aren’t reused right?
Cosmonaut_Cockswing
Man, now I really want a scrombled egg. With nopales.
45 Comments
Mmm minerals
Nope
how many times will this be reposted
You don’t eat the rocks, the hot rocks are used for quicker and even cooking. More bashing other cultures using different techniques lol.
This ain’t very rock and stone.
I’m good 😒
I’m starting to realize that some of these posts are just cultural foods that the chicken nuggie crowd don’t understand.
Anxiety~
Cows eat rocks too
But why use rocks at all? The eggs would cook just as well without using rocks. This seems like more unnecessary steps for just cooking eggs. Are the rocks thrown out afterwards or washed for future uses? Either way both scenarios are inane.
how do you stop cooking? rocks store a lot of heat.
Yeah you don’t chew the rocks you just duck the food off them. Honestly looks pretty good like a omelette scrambled egg things.
I dont know who needs to hear this but you aren’t actually supposed to eat the rocks believe it or not. Crowd would look at a plate of muscles and think youre supposed to eat the shells.
just why?
If you don’t realize that you’ve put a rock that big in your mouth and you crack a tooth on it then you’ve only got yourself to blame.
Scrambled eggs also get a gross texture when cooked too fast. Starting with a cold pan tastes way better.
I think it’s kinda cool. The rocks are big enough that you’re not just going to chopstick or fork one up without noticing and it cooks really fast right in front of you.
I also gotta imagine that I’d prefer to pay the price of them being cooked regularly over the theatrics.
I’ve had eggs this way before.. they rocked.
No time to cook. You cook your own food with these hot rocks.
At least they’re not eating raw fermented meat.
That cooked quick as shit though.
I too like to cook as if I live in ancient Assyria instead of using all this new fangled technology
Do they wash the stones ? 😲
Idc how stoned I am I would never eat this
That fucking sound makes my teeth itch!
Overcooked
The original Denver omelette straight from the Rockies
so tired of this repost
Asmarrrrrrrrggghhhhhh
Also choking on a fucking stone!
It seems like it cooked the eggs a lot faster
At least there’s food here. I seen others with just soy sauce and and sugar.
It’s like scrambled eggs but with more steps
do yall not see how evenly cooked and fluffy those scrambled eggs are?
In my restaurant, we do the same thing but with thumbtacks and old braces that we get from an orthodontist. The braces infuse the eggs with the memories of the sweet treats that the kids couldn’t eat while they were wearing them. You really just have to try it to understand. The thumbtacks are just to keep things exciting.
Every time I see this I face palm. It has to be the worst way to cook an egg. You waste so much egg on the rocks 🙁
Don’t put shit on my plate that I can’t eat
Like. Birds eat rocks as grist for their gizzards. 🤔
I’m sure those are not porous rocks and they aren’t reused right?
Man, now I really want a scrombled egg. With nopales.